If you're wondering how I came up with such a title, I discovered that Rigoberto is a Colombian cyclist who is in this year's Tour de France, meaning that he's likely cheating by doping. Even then, his name makes me laugh and laugh and of course I think of Duran Duran. Don't worry, I did not experience such problems with my reproductive system but wait until you hear the amazing way I heard that medical phenomenon being discussed in public. As for Hulk Hogan... I am still massively disappointed to hear he made such comments and he has such views.
Last Monday, I went out and about for a bit. I had a place to visit, which I won't divulge as it's a private matter. I then went to the Altamonte Mall, where I walked around for a bit and checked out a few stores. The traffic there and back was brutal, to the point that I almost did not make it to my destination in time. That was an even bigger issue later this week. Tuesday and Wednesday I did not do anything; I'll be honest and say that was because I wasn't feeling so good. Part of it was physical and being tired, but the rest of it was mental. I was not “feeling myself”, as the cool kids say. I don't want anyone to worry about me; it's nothing serious. I was just thinking negatively and some of the mistakes I've made in the past. I am feeling a little better now, at least.
Thursday, I finally did something. I had to pick up a parent from the airport; it was the same one I dropped off the previous Thursday. It was not at the giant Orlando International Airport but instead the smaller Orlando Sanford Airport. I finally made it up to the PDQ restaurant they opened in Sanford earlier this summer. I've highly praised that restaurant many times by now. I just wish that they had a location closer to where I live, as both Sanford and Lakeland are far drives for me, and I think their food is great. I was happy to have a late dinner there. I then went to a nearby Hooters to kill time... and have a tasty beverage. I then stopped at a 7-11 by the airport to use the men's room & get a bottle of water for the parent, and I had an incredible experience there, one of those moments I swear could only happen to me.
I was waiting in line to pay and some people were talking about their bad days they had; this included the young white trash cashier (I believe named Mike) and a woman who works there but was not on the clock... she was there making a purchase too. As I started to pay, Mike told the woman and everyone else there... he said that this day was bad for him because he was having problems with his balls! I swear this is true. He then went into detail about why he thought he had testicular torsion. That's a real-life issue but if he actually did have that, it's a serious condition and if he didn't get it fixed by Friday afternoon he would only have a single instead of a pair. I think he had a minor issue with his testes but I am still flabbergasted I heard such a thing out loud and that was the first time I heard the term “nutsack” in a public setting like that.
I then picked up the parent and drove home.
Friday, I had to go out again to a place where I had to be there at a certain time. It was raining out so I made sure to leave early as I thought that way I'd have no issues. Oh no! I was on the 408 (a toll road going through the middle of Orlando) and just passed an exit when suddenly traffic stopped. I was not happy, as I knew that some idiots crashed their cars and once I was finally able to drive by after the cars in front of me narrowed down to one lane, that's exactly what it was. It was not a serious crash with fatalities, so I am not being callous in my bashing of those people. I had to call that place to tell them I was late and I ended up having no issue there with coming in at a different time, but Friday was a bad day. After that place I went to a few more, including the Rocket Fizz soda shop in Winter Park. More than one location I had to deal with stupid people, from those that got in the wreck to other things I won't talk about here. Just a bad day all around.
Partially because of Friday I was happy to stay in both Saturday and Sunday. The fact that it rained both days only solidified my opinion that I did the right thing. When I return a week from today, I have a few ideas in mind when it comes to me going out and about, so everyone has that to look forward to.
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