Backrooms, The Furious, Spaceballs, Cape Verde, & Doctor Congo

I did promise to do another one of these by the end of June... as I have nothing better to do tonight, here you go.

Not much has gone on in the past few weeks; various restaurants were revisited. It was everything from Jack in the Box and Slim Chickens (w/ the latter, their chicken bits aren't as good as their chicken tenders) to Huey Magoo's, a local chain which just opened a new location... a few miles from where I live! That will be quite handy. One evening I did visit Universal CityWalk; it was during one of the hottest days of the year so far. They did have a nice setup celebrating the World Cup, where they even broadcast the games on a large screen... the Spanish version, as that's the only one they have rights to show.

A trio of films were viewed. The first was Backrooms, as that along w/ Obsession was the surprise hit of 2026 so far. Note that I never watched any of the original YouTube shorts until right before leaving to see it. Unfortunately, Backrooms was another modern movie I despised on a fundamental level. The story itself was rotten, and so were the performances. I was never scared, unless it was at how bad the therapist was at her job. What awful characters I couldn't possibly care less about. The third act became David Lynch if David Lynch had zero talent and they thought attempting an explanation of that insanity was a wise idea... it wasn't. I hated that as much as I did Masters of the Universe, no exaggeration.

Unfortunately, The Furious was disappointing, if thankfully not bad. It's a martial arts extravaganza from the Far East which had memorable moments yet was no 2011's The Raid by any regards. The story had four acts (as many Hollywood movies now do, regrettably) and that fourth act soured me on the rest. That's when things became stupid and characters which were indestructible before (as if they were a member of the Justice League or Avengers, or their super-villain counterparts) REALLY became so and it was just too much. A shame, as the fighting was fun, if overly choreographed at times. Yet, like w/ Masters and Backrooms, most enjoyed it far more than I did. Alas...

Just on Sunday, I went to a local cinema-a smaller chain-as they paid tribute to the 100^th birthday of Mel Brooks. It was Spaceballs, a favorite since childhood. Thankfully, the movie's still awesome. Next year they will release a sequel; if nothing else, Rick Moranis returning will be great.

I'll mention one final thing: the World Cup has been mainly background entertainment yet has provided some excitement so far. Germany already out is unfortunate as that's part of my heritage, but... beforehand, the idea of expanding the field from 32 to 48 teams is one I poo-poo'ed. Now, it resulted in nice stories, including Cape Verde and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (identified in graphics as DR Congo, explaining my lame pun) reaching the round of 32, where the eliminations start happening. I'm sure Argentina will beat Cape Verde and England-the other main part of my heritage-will beat the former Zaire tomorrow, but they were nice underdog stories nonetheless.

I'll return sometime in the first half of July. Nothing special will be done on the 4^th of July but there should still be enough activities to discuss.

Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets, Star Wars: Millennium Falcon-Smuggler’s Run, Mountain Dew White Out & Waymo

There have been some ups and downs as of late but there have been some nice moments. One unexpected delight was finally seeing a Waymo vehicle in Orlando. For those not in the know, it’s a rideshare service using white Jaguar SUV’s which has quite the gimmick: the vehicle has various gizmos on the exterior because it’s self-autonomous, meaning there’s no human driving it! Those cars have been in the news for mainly the wrong reasons as of late but it drove fine as the car was by me at we both stopped at a red light on the busy John Young Parkway.

I finally was able to sample the Dirty Mountain Dew, made with a cream flavor; it tastes how you’d expect. I also had the return of their White Out flavor, gone since 2019 and only available in an 18-pack with Code Red and Voltage. It still tastes good as well.

One day I returned to Walt Disney World, Hollywood Studios in particular. Millennium Falcon-Smuggler’s Run has a new version of the ride that’s now tied to The Mandalorian & Grogu. The user also has an influence on the second half of the ride-no spoilers as to what I’m referring to. The ride is still fun. I went to some other rides but the main reason for the trip: Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets. The ride itself isn’t changed aside from decorations, and the same goes for the ride queue inside the building. I admit that the old Muppet*Vision 3D attraction used more of the Muppets but the theming is still good and like w/ Falcon, the ride is still a good time.

Hopefully, by the end of June I’ll post something new.

Masters of the Universe, Obsession, The Mandalorian and Grogu, & HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

It’s time for me to catch up; tomorrow I’ll post something else which will be the non-movie events I’ve dealt with as of late. The three movies will be mentioned chronologically in the order they were watched.

The Mandalorian and Grogu was checked out not because I saw all of the streaming show-rather, only the first season was watched-but because I have seen all the other theatrical live-action movies in the franchise & it’s been almost 6 ½ years. Well, it wasn’t as rancid as The Last Jedi & The Rise of Skywalker but my opinion is that much of it was mediocre, felt like glorified episodes of the show, and subscribed to some modern movie-making sins, such as “dim picture” and “overly explanatory dialogue.” That said, I wasn’t mad as the film wasn’t bad and there were some fun moments.

Thursday the 4^th I saw a pair of movies during a long day that wasn’t great due to no major reasons but rather many little reasons. That did not impact why I really didn’t like Obsession or Masters of the Universe. The former, I watched it despite my aversion to much “modern horror” in the 21^st century that’s beloved by the cinephiles. The fact that the mainstream crowds started to see Obsession and the movie still is doing well at movie theaters (on two days, it made more money than The Mandalorian and Grogu & even yesterday made the most money out of any film in American cinemas!) finally made me curious.

I hate to be “that guy” but it’s yet another modern horror that’d beloved in many circles yet in my eyes is in the category of being mediocre or worse. The general idea was great-I hated the execution, the plot, the characters, how it was “scary,” etc. I was quite disappointed. Also, don’t watch the movie if you love cats; more than most examples, gross things happen to a poor little cat. Why people are going bonkers & are obsessed over Obsession, it’s puzzling. I guess my tastes really are that different from most others… I can say that lead girl Inde Navarrette did a swell job.

Even more baffling that it’s received so much praise is the new Masters of the Universe. The trailers gave me pause and I don’t really remember watching the cartoon when I was real little-the only reason I bothered is a fond memory: as a 6-year-old, my late mother took me and my two younger sisters to see the 1987 Masters of the Universe, starring Dolph Lundgren and due to budget issues, much of it took place on Earth. Yeah it’s flawed… I still have fond memories and at least they took the movie serious and Frank Langella as Skeletor did not phone it in and delivered profound dialogue rather well.

This new Masters of the Universe, I HATED the movie. If you love the silliest MCU movies where EVERYTHING is a joke and nothing is serious, you’ll love it. Me, I hated every second as the movie was a “comedy” first except that I literally never laughed once as it’s stupid “modern humor” that’s like fingernails on a chalkboard. They made fun of the franchise, character names & all. I know Masters started as action figures turned cartoon but this direction they went to be “postmodern” and “full of cringe” and “embarrassing” is among the worst of the many sins of modern cinema.

The movie is a flop at the box office yet at least online there’s been many positive opinions. That is incomprehensible to me but I’ll be happy to ignore what’s popular now if it’s of no interest to me no matter if it’s baffling to most others. As for the infamous Jared Leto & his big role in the movie, he wasn’t even bad w/ his performance so that wasn’t the issue. I have no idea why I haven’t seen anyone else mention either the fact that a key fight in the climax had zero resolution or why something so goofy did not have a stronger, more obvious mention of the old HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA meme, based on the cartoon & using a cover of the 4 Non Blondes song What’s Up.

What a weird day Thursday was; after Masters, I stopped at a gas station convenience store where the clerk told me that a guy I immediately pegged as creepy (and I’ll never be mainstream in any regards but wow did they guy give off the worst vibes) was actually a creep. After he left, she told me that this was his EIGHTH time in the store during her shift! I hope he was trespassed; he has to be mentally ill but for the store’s sake I hope he was banned. On a lighter note, while in the lobby for Obsession, many people were cosplaying for the finale of a show I only know by name: The Amazing Digital Circus. You can imagine how bewildering it was to see bizarre outfits with zero context as to what they were referencing. Of course, I did at least laugh at those bizarre outfits, including someone I’ll described as “Michael Jackson dressed as Sgt. Pepper!”

Tomorrow, I’ll write something more positive as I have some nice stories to share.